It was a Sunday. The match had finished. We had nothing better to do. We decided to bite the bullet and go to Swifts. We went there so you don't have to!
Ale: 3/5 - pints tasted decent if a bit weak. They're only £1.70 though (£1.50 on weeknights) and all doubles are £2.00.
Toilets: 3/5 - Suprisingly good! Toilet seat, white bog-roll...but no lock on door.
TV's: "TV" to these people mean the square things in the bookies next door that show horses like 'Sad Ken' lose them their dole money.
Staff: consisted of 2 old birds and a mong running the karaoke.
Age: Underage kids 'round one side, old unemployables 'round the other.
Local Nutter: Shane who buys a pint of schlerps for 20p*
Decor: Traditional mankey old shite. The outside lights are fucked, two wall-lights have been interestingly wired together, a missing chandalier on the ceiling has left a LOT of dangling wires..... We seriously wonder whether this place has been N.I.C. tested.
Oh yeah, Regy was once threatened with a sword outside here too, so enter at you own own risk!
Total Stake - 3/10
*schlerps is all the dregs out of the trays
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